EPIC Resume: Noah Stokes
That's right, I'll Ajax the crap out of your site. Nothing, and I mean nothing will be static. I'll pull your data asynchronously from every orifice of your server. Your clients will be SOOOOO impressed.
What's more, I'll use jQuery to do it all!!!! Imagine the look on your shareholders faces when they view source and see that your site is calling jquery-min-1.3.js?!?! Oh, BTW, using jQuery costs extra ok, that magic dust don't come cheap.
via noahstokes.com
This is the funniest resume I've ever seen and I think Noah is entirely serious. I'm going to hire him ASAP.
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